Sania or Saina

After Sania Mirza was devoted 53,254 lines of print media, 175 hours of television and 1.34 GBs of JPEGS last year, the outcome is simple: she hasn't been able to justify all that space. With a new coach behing her back and an improved training regimen, she was expected to improve and move up in the rankings. But this lass has disappointed all her fans with her game.

To substitute all that lost media space comes a new teenage wonder. Her name is Saina Nehwal. This 16 year old Hyderabadi gal recently won an international badminton tournament! Now here's hoping this child prodigy doesn't dismay us like the other S.

So my question is what is the difference between Sania and Saina?
A. One hits balls, while the other hits cocks. (Gross!!)